Let’s face it — the later it gets, the rowdier the teens get. This shirt is a public service announcement for those who like their haunts with fewer TikToks and more terror. Featuring bold lettering and sarcastic energy, this tee is for the seasoned scream park veterans who just want their Express Passes, overpriced cocktails, and a crowd that doesn’t scream at scare actorsfor fun.
Printed on the ultra-soft and flattering Bella+Canvas 3001, it’s the perfect mix of comfort, sass, and passive-aggressive charm. Wear it proudly. And maybe… they'll get the hint.
